August 12, 2010

The Killer Whale: Biggest Badass in the Animal Kingdom

See the (slightly) more improved version on CRACKED.com!

the killer whale size comparison the great white shark kill those whales! sea lions are cute that's right! OH MY GOD

*CORRECTIONS* (because I made some stupid, stupid errors)

  • The dolphin family is part of the order Cetacea. So the Killer Whale— along with any other member of the dolphin family— is technically a whale.
  • Ballena asesina does, in fact, translate to "killer whale," not "whale killer."
  • ...and it's "complexion" not "complextion"

Always cross-check your sources, kids!

You can see the very much improved, revised edition here.

4 comments:

  1. Are killer whales bigger than the whale shark? This would be interesting to find out. Perhaps the google will help me.

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  2. Whale sharks generally grow bigger than killer whales. But since killer whales don't give a shit about size, whale sharks probably should keep their distance...especially since they don't have teeth.

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  3. LOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!! XD

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